So it`s web school day... I`m dead tired, sleepy, and brain has called it a day.

So in came a very attractive student blessed by freakishly big boobs (at least as seen from her cleavage), and during a quick question and answer session, she asked me...

"What would you do if you were a girl?"

"Well I would... What did you say?"

Thankfully my brain decided to throw me a few braincells to stop me.

And then my next student...

"What would you do if you were abroad?"

Well... what would one do if one was A BROAD, I thought.

"I would play with my..."

A few more braincells were thrown my way before I completed the sentence (and the fantasy). I struggled throughout the lesson, and so here I am, brain exhausted, eyelids dropping, and with only one thought.

"If I was a girl, I`d play with my breasts all day."

I may regret posting this.